This may come as a surprise, but the Royals are having a shindig and it's private, hence why the bar is CLOSED tonight.
So far we've discussed cunt blisters and middle fingers.
Don't worry they aren't new STD's we've created...more like STD's who walk upright.
Stay tuned for later installments, glasses are getting low.
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Friday, December 30, 2011
Cum one, cum all, the bar is open
The Royal family would like to welcome you to our bar, Titty Whiskers. Where clothing is optional and on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights not welcome...there is a rumor it will eventually be a nude bar but the Queen is being a stingy twat and not saying. Your glass is never allowed to be empty. If you see a hot, tall blonde woman with dimples and a pair of gators on leashes, that's Princess Vet and our security system. Fucking with security is not advised. Don't forget, mind your manners with the Queen, or she'll have your head on a platter.
Cheers bitch
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