Saturday, December 31, 2011

New Fucking Year

This may come as a surprise, but the Royals are having a shindig and it's private, hence why the bar is CLOSED tonight.

So far we've discussed cunt blisters and middle fingers.

Don't worry they aren't new STD's we've created...more like STD's who walk upright.

Stay tuned for later installments, glasses are getting low.


3 comments:

  1. ROTFLMFAO.. and what the hell was in that last drink you made me.. it's got funny colors..

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  2. Woman that is the lava lamp, stop drinking that shit.

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  3. One of you bitches better lead me to my fb account so I can find out where my bra is, and why the hell my shirt is hanging on a lamp shade..

    I kinda remember something about.. LET'S BRING IN THE NEW YEAR TOPLESS AND WITH A BOOBIE SHAKE..

    are you telling me the uptight old Queen went topless? Holy god..

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