Ok mother fuckers, I know it's been a while since I've posted and told of all the wild and crazy shit us Royals do, I'm sorry. Life happens.
Things around Titty Whiskers has been boring as fuck, and around the Royal grounds it's been a bit emotional. As if we've all been struck with 24/7, 365 day PMS. Trust me when I say, it's been for the best that I've stayed behind the bar and served drinks instead of telling you about our latest stints in jail.
Many many stints.
We know the Police department reeeeal well now.
But I digress.
I'm trying to clear up the dust that's accumulated around here. It's bad for business not to mention us twats can't stop sneezing into our shot glasses. We need to cheer our asses up pronto otherwise someone is going to shot.
So get your high heels on girls, pull up those thongs and lets have us some fun!